At the launch of the MINI Convertible in 2005, the slogan was “ALWAYS OPEN”. In the US, Crispin Porter + Bogusky created a clever ad campaign around this idea. Part of that campaign was this bumper sticker (which also came with orange, red, and yellow borders).
The sticker read: IS MY TOP CLOSED? REPORT ME: 1-888-DO NOT CLOSE. One can actually call the telephone number and reach the “MINI Convertible Always Open Call Centre” and hear a funny, interactive set of instructions on how to administer a “noogie”, a “wedgie”, or an “Alabama thigh-tickler” to a convertible owner who has closed his or her top.